TOUCH DEAD PEOPLE - ONLINE!!

"If you are looking for funeral service employment, the National Academy of Mortuary Science is the school for you! Everything you need to know, boiled down to as few pages as possible at the National Academy of Mortuary Science. Casket, embalming and management training also included. NAMS is not a “course” as you would take in college. All quizzes are “open book.” Virtually everyone that completes this course “passes” and receives a handsome diploma. Average completion time is 4-6 weeks, with about 40 hours of total study time. The objective here is to make our students VERY EMPLOYABLE, and productive the first day on the job."

Ohhh, fun times. I got a kick out of this.
Now you can become a licensed mortician -- ONLINE! You will learn from the gracious Dr. Duke Kloss, who happens to be from a family of funeral careers, a 25-year Freemason, and a one-time actor in the movie SOUTHERN JUSTICE in which he was `shot several times`and `beaten senselessly` by a co-actor.
To make it even more authentic, they have a background / wallpaper design that looks like skulls, little tombstones on the links, and flickering torches decorating the page.
I can`t believe this shit, but it makes me smile. If this was a real school, I would go.

And you can even get a t-shirt to remember your great time with the Duke. I think I'll get a t-shirt. You should too. I mean c`mon, who doesn`t like a nice t-shirt?
There is even a fun funeral facts quiz -- how much do you know about death?

LEGIT?
 
TAKE THE QUIZ!
 
T-SHIRT!